WEBNov 1, 2008 · With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title. :::::the game::::: -Left and Right to move. -Up to jump. -Down to duck. -Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here.