No ifs, ands or boos about it. Did you catch our Halloween puns back there? If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners in honor of ...

This Halloween, as ghouls ... Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you?" Tommy Cooper At first glance, fear and laughter might seem opposite ...