Farts are funny. But Apple doesn't seem to be in on the joke. The world's most valuable company has refused to allow a farting app to appear on its new golden child, the Apple Watch. Fart Watch is ...

“We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store. We don’t need any more Fart apps”, Steve/Apple says in its App Guidelines. “Above all else, join us in trying to ...

Thanks Steve. Thanks a lot. Ever since Apple cleared up its confounding app developer guidelines and said, “We don’t need any more Fart apps,” my household has decided that’s exactly what we need.