Yes, we know. We know! None of it is real, this simulation of cider-worthy weather enveloping Tampa Bay like a silky cloth.

And it’s true, in the West, cities sprawl out across deserts and prairies with only mountains to fence them in. My hometown was ringed with sagebrush and open prairie. There are no city skyscrapers ...

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