“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert mocked “very sad, very lonely little boy” Elon Musk, who “had all the money in the world, yet could not buy a single droplet of cool.” Musk, who contributed an estimated $290 million to President Donald Trump ’s campaign, is now a “ special government employee ” tasked with cutting costs.

Colbert got to that first by describing Musk, who holds no government position but has been illegally given access to dozens of critical government databases and services, which he has then illegally handed over to underlings, as “a very sad, very lonely little boy who had all the money in the world yet could not buy a single droplet of cool.”